Questions to the Universe

Mo: Is it age-related-bad-memory-syndrome or am I just fantastically good at focusing on only one thing at a time, when I turn the cooker on - leaving the frying pan sitting on the highest temperature - and then when I sit in front of the computer dictating a really important work email - realize in a panic (15-20 minutes later) that my kitchen is almost on fire?


Is it sound thinking when I speed along the "Allén" at 90km/h (where the speed limit is 50km/h) and by chance have to slow down because some slow-driving-moron is blocking the way and I, because of this, just miss out on being caught for speeding and a) do not loose my driving license and b) do not get fined 5000SEK - and after this incident actually consider it 5000SEK earned - to be spent on shoes, a new dress and maybe a cute new bracelet?


Is it typically Mo, Swedish (or even European) to think it is a highly weird thing to see the following sticker on the sliding doors to a cinema complex (in, not surprisingly, the US):

As you may gather, I was not allowed inside.