Ok, sometimes the whole UNIVERSE works against you. It’s like it is trying to see how much shit you can take, how you survive under the pressure of watching a totally “normal” Sunday turn into one of those HELL Days!
1 Went to an amazing yoga class – Sunday Church! (How could this be bad you may ask yourself? Well, this kinda set the “ribban” (standard) for the rest of the day. With a start like this the expectations are ON!)
2 Farmers Market in Venice – I paid 20 bucks for parking before realizing that it was FREE
3 Stood in line (45min) for what seemed to be “the best omelet in town”, it turned out IT WASN’T!
4 Left my new MICHEL KORS Silver limited edition watch + Efva Attling ring when washing my hands in the restroom. Realized it 10min later at Starbucks, went back and …
NO it wasn’t there. Apparently someone needed it more then me (at least that’s what he or she must have been telling themselves picking it up and NOT returning it! Arggggg)
5 Went to the beach, got a parking ticket (I am now 100dollars minus on parking only)
6 Bought a Smoothie, did a drastic right turn and spilled the entire Acacia gegg all over my rental car (the car was crème color, acacia is PURPLE!)
7 Drove to an AMERICAN APPAREL SALE downtown (2hours in traffic), upon arrival I found a 4hour long queue to get in. I pull out my “I am a Swedish journalist from ELLE, writing about AA blablabla showing my Swedish ID saying it is my Journalist IDcard", get to talk to the BOSS and have to do a “fake” interview (fuck) with him before I get to enter the sale. The sale SUCKS!
8 I drive home only to find out that I need to leave “my temporary home” within 1 hour!!!
I am now HOMELESS in LA
How’s that for BAD KARMA
What the f..ck happened?
Can you beat this?